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Jason grab the fleece
Set it squarely under there
While Murray tightens the girth
Madge how many tries does it take to put on a bridle?
I don’t care if the nose armor’s low
So long as it’s straight
Where is Jacques with that damned chain
How are we ever going to be ready by nine
They’re carrying him in now ?
Streuth!  The tail wrap’s slipped
Elmwood you’d better pray 
he can’t see through that new visor 
That saddle horn is duller than Clyde mud 
Where is David with the shield grease?
What’s wrong with you people?
The tourney’s about to begin
and Gods Hammer we’re third in the  grovel line
Again!!
Who has the lance duty today?
Shards and Sweetness Victor
What have you been feeding this steed?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2006

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