Lisa and Stephanie At Their Five Year High School Reunion

Oh, I can’t believe who I now see. Is that really you my dear Stephanie? You have changed so much in such a short time. Right now, you appear absolutely sublime! Remember that jerk in our high school homeroom? He was the one who always called you “Boom-Boom”. He kept saying you were a fat and ugly cow. Wait until he sees what you are looking like now. You sacrificed those calories, and you look great. He does not know that you are married and lost weight. Well, he won’t be seeing you on this occasion. He committed crimes and was sentenced to prison. So Lisa, you went off to go to college. You were always one for gaining knowledge. It is so nice to see you again. Everyone remembers the class valedictorian. Have you met anyone interesting as of late? I remember when you went out with that blind date. He left you at that movie, that conniving rat. Don’t worry Lisa. You can do better than that.