Limit Those Portions

Don’t drink this Never eat that No ‘naked carbs’ now or you’ll get fat Too much sugar too much grease From fries and pizza you’d better cease Limit those portions Dessert, not a nibble Else like pudding or jello you won’t walk, you’ll wriggle Well I’ve had it, you hear I’m off my diet at last ‘Cos if I eat any less I might as well fast