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Limericks crochetes: Once a Policewoman put on road duty

Limericks crochetés: Once a Policewoman put on road duty Once a policewoman put on road duty Ate heart out thinking of rival beauty So she pinned a ticket On rival’s car bonnet: “Take this: your engine’s old and filthy!” Said rival to the policewoman: “Under the hood I may be common Yet in shiny carcass Ride many a jackass Who pay(s) your fines in diamond!” “True enough!” said she who was jealous: “No wonder your sinus pipes leak pus When key’s in ignition – Fumes cough up munition.” “Think! What/Who jitterbugs in my octopus!” © T. Wignesan – Paris, 2014

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