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Limericks 1,2,3,4 and 5

#1 There was a young man named Joe who couldn't decide where to go so he grabbed a new map borrowed an old cap and headed off to Rome. #2 There was an old man named Drake Who didn't like to bake so he sold his oven to a witches' coven and grilled everything he ate. #3 There was a young man named Stan, who never really had a plan. So he squandered his money on nuts and honey, as life passed through his hands. #4 Perry was once a friend of mine always patient, always kind, then he won the lottery, bought stocks, bonds, commodities, leaving his old friends behind. #5 Jasper was a clown by trade, saved every penny he made, his clothes were baggy, his pants were saggy, but his bills were always paid.

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