Limericks (Four)

1. I once knew a girl called Denise Who liked to molest frozen peas, With a bag in her knickers And four ice-cream Snickers She’d chill and erotically freeze. 2. There was an old lady from Leeds Who swallowed a packet of seeds, In less than an hour Her face was a flower Her backside a tangle of weeds. 3. A smart politician called Blair Developed a steely eyed stare, If you ever want proof Of abuse of the truth, Take a look in those eyes if you dare. 4. There once was a chicken called Fred, Superstitious and out of his head, To avoid a black cat, Crossed the road just like that And a motorbike flattened him dead.