Andrea Dietrich Poet Limerick

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Again i am at a computer that does not allow me to put the right category for my poem, so I just chose "addiction"  

Limerick Contest - Bawdy

The Ding-a-ling

An innocent fellow named Bob

never knew joy came from a knob

till the time that his grew

when he kissed sexy Sue

and he felt his trouser snake throb!


April 27, 2017
Inspired by the Limerick Contest of Jan Allison
(Watch the funny video, one of my favorite novelty
songs from the '70's)

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Mark Martin July 5, 2017 at 1:36 PM Can't believe you wrote this Andrea! Definitely a well deserved win!

John Michaels June 25, 2017 at 4:31 AM Swinging by again to offer congrats on your First Place win with this chuckle-worthy limerick!! Regards, John.

Kevin Shaw June 24, 2017 at 5:35 PM Cheeky, regards, Kevin x

Roy Pett June 21, 2017 at 2:17 AM Congratulations on your well deserved win Andrea, brilliant Limerick, really like this one, :)))

Joseph May June 20, 2017 at 9:30 PM Congrats on your win Andrea

Eve Roper June 20, 2017 at 8:42 PM love the poem, Andrea, congratulations on your win ~*

Alexis Y. June 20, 2017 at 5:25 PM Hi Andrea, It's so good to see this "bawdy" limerick in the top spot. Congrats! It was well deserved :-) Alexis

Dale Gregory Cozart June 20, 2017 at 4:19 PM I'M SHOCKED! That was very clever. congrats on your win!

Jan Allison June 20, 2017 at 3:29 PM I'm shocked Ms Dietrich lmao - oh gosh this really made me lol especially as my hubby is called Bob - many many congrats!!!!:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne May 12, 2017 at 4:06 PM LMAO, love this one, Andrea - so glad I noticed you'd written another limerick

Connie Marcum Wong May 8, 2017 at 12:02 PM Wow Andrea, you through all caution to the wind on this one! I love what Jean said, and wish I could be that clever. That song is catchy. My husband introduced me to his song many years ago. BOL in the contest. : ) 7

Robert Johnson May 1, 2017 at 10:50 PM Well this is just naughty. You're a teacher for crying out loud. :)

Jean Murray May 1, 2017 at 6:04 PM Andrea, did you know that "the angle at the dangle is inversely proportional to the sag of the bag when the throb of the knob becomes constant"?

James Inman May 1, 2017 at 7:44 AM Bawdy indeed, LOL.

Arthur Vaso April 30, 2017 at 1:45 AM LOL oh my Andrea! This was so haughty and naughty! :)

Roy Pett April 29, 2017 at 10:49 AM Brilliant Andrea, this will be hard to beat, good luck.

Alexis Y. April 28, 2017 at 9:35 AM Hi Andrea, I really enjoyed your "bawdy" write. It was funny too. I think you have secured a spot in the winner's circle. A without a doubt seven:-) Alexis

Chris Green April 27, 2017 at 5:07 PM This was funny and definitely bawdy Andrea. It sounds like a hard thing for Bob not to like. :) Best wishes in the contest

Bruce Adams April 27, 2017 at 3:40 PM So funny Andrea and sexy. I love it !

John Michaels April 27, 2017 at 2:18 PM Ha ha ha! This is great - very funny!! Best of luck in the contest! Regards, John.

Tim Smith April 27, 2017 at 12:38 PM lol...I couldn't wait until Dr. Demento would play that song on his show.