Life Is a Western Movie

They say life is like a sit-com, “Honeymooners” reruns play on down the years; They say life is like a soap opera— You wash your dishes and then you dry your tears. They say life is like a cop show— Big blue light follows you in close pursuit; They say life is like a game show— You win a set of luggage from the man in the shiny suit. But I say life is a Western movie, On the Chisholm Trail you ride through the wind and rain; Life is a Western movie, ‘Cause every now and then you’ve got to face that high noon train. Yes, life is a Western movie, In the California gold rush you just might get rich; Or down in Texas they might run off all your cattle, So you might form a posse and string up the son-of-a-gun. I tell you, life is a Western movie, Cowgirls watch you when you make that rodeo ride; But all you really need is one good cowgirl To stand beside till you cross that Great Divide. But I say life is a Western movie, On the Chisholm Trail you ride through the wind and rain, Life is Western movie, ‘Cause every now and then you’ve got to face that high noon train, And ride off in the distance just like Shane… Just like Shane. 1987