Life Expectancy of An Egg
Life Expectancy Of An Egg
(An Oval Precaution)
Three minute eggs are soft
Hard boiled takes longer
Scrambled seem unjustly beaten
Fried is better on the flip
Sunny side ups are cracked up
All smiles in yellow and white
Poached take five minutes to simmer
Seems forever but what is the rush?
Nothing lasts forever
Liberal women have the fastest eggs
Fertilized then removed in seconds
Not always on the menu
But always on the agenda
Faster than you can say pregnant
Or Eggs Benedict's are complicated
Copyright © Earl Schumacker | Year Posted 2019
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