Life As a Evil Master Criminal

Life as a evil Mastermind criminal I am living the life I am Slick Mc Dick the one and only the master criminal I live in Oakland and I run drugs, prostitutes guns and illegal software I am part Irish, German, Black, Asian and Cherokee I am a real bad ass I am stone cold killer and a wild man in bed and I am the King Pin the meanest dude in the world and everyone is afraid of me the politicians need me they get free hookers free booze and free blow in all my clubs and I have secrets secrets to sell to the media to the spy agencies they all protect me as I am the ultimate source of the dirt that everyone wants to hide yes I am Slick Mc Dick the king of them all and no one can take me down