Licenced To Write Poem

I write, what to me and you comma instead of colon, I use Vowels at will, so what! I am licenced to write poems. Rhyme? a ring of my little finger Rhythm but my gate keeper Puns and punctuations Tom and Jerry Fight often Bark occasionally; My mood but a King crazy Raises huts Breaks edifices Punishes the metre But saves the matter Order reverse the reveries revered I am licenced to write poems. My inabilities, my poetic devices Errors, my punctuation marks suitable My blank and free verses Nay but oxymorons and paradoxes All faces fair My pages to write I write what others criticise I re-write what others praise I am licenced to write poems. My metaphors are metachemical My smilies, similarities ironical My exclamations vary Like my broken pens many I write on walls, when it rains I have my style unique and unfair I use, misuse the Muse I am licenced to write poems.