Liberal Democracy

Liberal Democracy Think if you lived in a liberal democracy With almost restriction, except one. If you write your sentence must be how you like And respect women, even if you think they sound Like the harridans in the Guardian, a bunch of tarts Do not use words, like , and bloody As it fits women’s physiological makeup. After this, you can write whatever you like to do, Before I forget, never hold a door open for a woman She will take it as an affront of their dignity. You are now a certified middle-class person And have sex without a condom, but ask first.