Letter to the OED

Dear Oxford English Dictionary editors, Please consider the following words for inclusion in your next edition: Amazone - the addictive, ensnaring vortex of shopping online. "She's been on her laptop all day searching for the perfect wedding gown. She's in the Amazone." Blump - One who sits around like a head with its chicken cut off (a portmanteau of butt and lump). "He lives in the basement playing video games all day, sitting like a blump on a log." Cavitate - To move oneself towards items of confectionery. "At parties I always cavitate towards the bowl of M&Ms." Dispepsic - Drinking Coca-Cola products to the exclusion of all others. "I've been dispepsic for a year now, and loving it!" Flubbergasted - The overwhelming disbelief at gaining 25 pounds. "Why are all my pants super tight all of a sudden? I'm flubbergasted!" Newbousness - Amateur behavior exhibited by a person brand new to an activity. "Dad's newbousness with his cell phone is so embarrassing!" Puppulate - What mama pooch does with her suitor after dark. "Nobody puppulates the neighborhood like Princess used to do." Twitterpate - Spending so much time on social media that one's head takes the shape and color of a blue bird. "My granddaughter's so twitterpated I barely recognized her." Uncluded - Regarding necessary accessories that must be purchased separately. "AAA batteries are uncluded". Wikipediatrician - A medical professional specializing in eye strain caused by non-stop reading of Wikipedia articles. "I can barely focus on long distances anymore... better visit my Wikipediatrician."