Lets Go To the Dollar Store

My husband is never fully honest about Saturday morning. He pretends we are only going to the Dollar Store We have to spend twenty-five dollars to save five dollars. I usually spend fifty to seventy, he spends a lot less. Then he turns the car not toward home and I start harping. I only agreed to the dollar store, not six other places. He goes nowhere during the week. I should have caught on by now. I must be a slow learner. I grouse as we make six more stops. Not my idea of enjoying my Saturday. Not his either by the time he finally gets me home.