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Let There Be Limericks: Two For Halloween 2022

Dinner Date or Date for Dinner? When the harvest moon is full and bright, And the wolf bane blooms on an autumn night, If the guy whose kiss used to make you swoon Starts to lick his lips and howl at the moon, You'd best decline if he asks you out for a bite. A Midlands Urban Legend A village somewhere in the Midlands Was harassed by a bodiless dead man, But sans charger or steed, How could they, indeed, Be afraid of a lone horseless headman?

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Date: 10/15/2022 11:21:00 AM
Wonderful limericks, something I can really get my teeth into! Robert
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Jim Slaughter
Date: 10/15/2022 11:33:00 AM
Along with licking and howling? Thanks, Robert.
Date: 10/14/2022 1:36:00 PM
Lol brilliant limericks Jim, you're well into the spirit of Halloween. Enjoy your weekend. Tom
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Jim Slaughter
Date: 10/14/2022 2:08:00 PM
You, too, Tom...and thanks.

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