Gershon Wolf Poet Rhyme

Let One Loose

I accidentally let one loose
Sipping the communion juice 

The priest looked down
With a disapproving frown

Some parishioners gasped
Mothers, their babies clasped
The sexton's voice rasped:

Via the air displaced
We are all disgraced
The Lord's name debased ...
 
That would've been the end
But then I did it again ...
A little louder this time  
  ~ To highlight the rhyme

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Susan Gentry July 12, 2018 at 6:17 PM Lol! Funny. Has to be a winner :) Gershon Wolf July 12, 2018 at 9:36 PM As long as it's not a 'looser,' I guess … Thanks, Susan!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart July 10, 2018 at 7:03 AM You are a tooting hoot my friend ;p giggles galore <3 Gershon Wolf July 10, 2018 at 10:45 AM Funny, I always thought I was a hooting toot … :) gw

Tom Cunningham July 10, 2018 at 2:14 AM Lay off vegetables for a while lol. Tom. Gershon Wolf July 10, 2018 at 2:50 AM You really cracked me up with this comment, Tom! Thank you, Dr. Cunningham! Best always, Gershon

Jan Allison July 10, 2018 at 1:12 AM ha ha ha very amusing GW, good luck in the contest, the sponsor has a tough one to judge with this contest I've seen some awesome entries. In my early days on soup I posted a poem called 'lettuce pray' its sort of on a farty theme lol:-) hugs jan xx Gershon Wolf July 10, 2018 at 2:49 AM Well, I guess that this is a subject dear to our hearts, or at least to our gastro-intestinal tract. Thanks for checking this one out, Jan! Best wishes, Gershon

Lyric Man July 9, 2018 at 11:48 PM Oh my gosh, this was funny.. then, at the end (no pun intended) you took it to hilarious!! Gershon Wolf July 10, 2018 at 2:47 AM Very punny, L.M! Thank you, as always, for your kind words. Best wishes, Gershon

Pandita Sietesantos July 9, 2018 at 9:57 PM Hahahaha - this is so hilarious! Reads like a winner to me! Good luck in the contest, Gershon! Best regards. Pandita Gershon Wolf July 10, 2018 at 2:46 AM Thank you for the encouragement, Pandita! Best to you, Gershon