Lemons Get a Bum Rap

The poor lovely lemon,
     It’s really so unfair
An arbitrary choice?
    Then why not choose a pear?

Why pick on little lemons
     A bit sour to the taste?
An unfair connotation
     Common sense has been displaced

My car is such a lemon,
    Is said to mean, its junk!
And that ‘When life gives you lemons”…
     Is just a lot of bunk

Why lemons are delicious
     In their bright and cheery hue
There seems to be no end to just what
     They can do for you

Now, they can bleach your elbows
    And can even lighten hair
Try sitting in the sun
     With your hair that’s full of pear

And maybe most important,
     At least it is for me!
I need them for my cocktails
     Well, I need a lemon tree!

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Date: 3/5/2018 7:57:00 PM
Hello Mike,I love lemons,I have lemon in my tea,I put some on my fish.Anyway I get lemon is alright with me. Have a nice evening my friend. xxx-ooo.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 3/11/2018 12:32:00 PM
Me to my friend. xxx-oo
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Mike Gentile
Date: 3/6/2018 8:10:00 AM
Thank you Darlene, I am glad we share our lemon love!!!
Date: 2/8/2018 3:12:00 PM
Well-written and rousing defense of the lemon, Mike! Janice
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Mike Gentile
Date: 2/8/2018 5:41:00 PM
Thank you Janice!!!
Date: 2/7/2018 3:19:00 PM
A very fun rhyme! Faving! This one’s not a lemon :)
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Mike Gentile
Date: 2/7/2018 3:45:00 PM
Thanks Kim, I do love lemons!!!
Date: 2/7/2018 9:58:00 AM
what a hilarious poem - I love my ginger and lemon tea and make a lemon tart that is out of this world so I agree lemons do get a bum rap lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Mike Gentile
Date: 2/7/2018 11:24:00 AM
Thanks Jan, Lemon Tarts are glorious !!!!
Date: 2/7/2018 8:53:00 AM
When life gives you lemons... lol... great imagination..
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Mike Gentile
Date: 2/7/2018 8:55:00 AM
Thanks SO!!!
Date: 2/7/2018 8:50:00 AM
I enjoyed this creative poem Mike! This was sweet :) I do like lemon in water. Happy Wednesday !
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Mike Gentile
Date: 2/7/2018 8:55:00 AM
And Happy Wednesday to you xxoo Thanks!!!!
Date: 2/7/2018 8:30:00 AM
A fun read Mike..enjoyed the light moment..well written..cheers!
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Mike Gentile
Date: 2/7/2018 8:43:00 AM
Cheers Vijay, thanks!
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