Lemmings Into Lemonade

Today on my way home i chose to permeate my daily grind By buying myself a chicken to cook once i got home The reason being i am trying to be more positive It can't rain all the time As i wanted to break the wishbone and wish for better thing's to come Then instantly after dinner i went into my back garden And started picking lemmons from my lemmon tree To make lemonade Only to realize i didn't have any sugar in order to make it Which in the end made the moment somewhat bitter sweet But hey to accentuate the positive Lemmons we're supposed to be bitter not sweet and full of sugar And not only is it full of flavour and retained it's vitamin C content But this stuff could be sold as a diet tonic as it goes through you like a dose of scurvy Or to be left in your office or house fridge for those people who take your stuff without asking And best of all the 1st bottle is absolutely free So when life gives you lemmons Don't waste them Use them