Late Morning Today February 17 2021

Late morning today (February 17, 2021) I (accompanied by missus) drove to bed bath and beyond Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania off Chemical Road location for naught. After arriving at said destination alas and alack with intent to purchase: ZeroWater® 10-Cup Ready Pour™ Pitcher - $17.50 and ZeroWater® 4-Pack Replacement Filters - $39.99 (we discovered aforementioned store shuttered) both of us essentially undertook round trip to Schwenksville and back without rhyme nor reason. Subsequently, an idea dawned (came to mind) to craft a poem with immediate insight since yours truly likes to write. Our eldest daughter, an engineering ace, (who lives in Oakland, California, and conveniently employed to chase the buck courtesy remote technology within walls of her dwelling place by B-corp) frequently politely reminds us to purchase environmentally friendly product to help sustain earthly creatures besides human race who about bajillion years from now will vanish without a trace. She nsync with youngest offspring, (a lovely lass awaiting her prince charming ah...if only her fantasy to marry available bachelor singer constituting the British band One Direction, - would be dream come true) insync with alluded to first born unwittingly contribute immense happiness, whereby meaning of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness doth resonate despite both adorable girls, (an unbiased opinion courtesy their papa) in Oakland, California and Bend, Oregon respectively. Eco-friendly ethics informed courtesy older sister eons ago, she (Amelie Beth) hypersensitivity, a contemplative introverted bro who as a socially withdrawn boy rather puny and scrawny body standing with knobby knees unknowingly foretold skeletal escrow, viz arms akimbo point each elbow perpendicular while moving to and fro geeky and nerdy improvisational dance intro exhibiting nonconformist Judeo spontaneous boyish schtick just before onset anorexia nervosa manifesto.