Language of Love

The only words a man needs to know When he leaves his wedding day Is yes dear and no dear while nodding his head And of course whatever you say It seems like men get dumber When they put on that wedding ring His house is not his castle And He's no longer the king He tells her no your're not getting fat At least twenty times a day And he bites his tongue til he can't even talk When her mother comes over to stay They say that marriage is blissful And there's nothing greater in life And now you know my opinion But I still better ask my wife