Lady of Looe

There was an old lady of Looe,
who painted a toilet in glue,
and it drove her insane
as she stuck to the drain,
inhaling the smell of her poo.

For PD's contest (old poem)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Minardi Avatar
November 26, 2013 at 6:36 AM
hahahaaa.. thi is really funny and fun to read. congrats Jack :)
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November 25, 2013 at 11:48 PM
Jack, , Congratulations :-) for your nice win.... Thank you for considering my contest. Good Night ~ Linda ~
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July 18, 2013 at 10:45 PM
Jack, LOL, thanks for the smile... congrats! love ~SKAT~
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July 14, 2013 at 5:41 PM
congratulations in the contest.... mighty funny... love LINDA
Anglesey Avatar
July 14, 2013 at 11:41 AM
That's what happens when you paint a toilet with glue ? eeewwww. Very clever subject and punchline... Congratulations on your win :)
Eastman Avatar
July 14, 2013 at 11:15 AM
Congrats on the win... You might like my 'Along Came a Spider'... We seem to have some what like minds... LOL
Dietrich Avatar
July 13, 2013 at 11:51 PM
hahaha. loving this one AGAIN. BIG congrats to one of the cleverest funny guys at Soup!
Richards Avatar
July 13, 2013 at 9:02 PM
I'm glad you didn't flush this one down.......!! Congratulations!!
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July 12, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Very, very funny...Terry
Collins Avatar
June 17, 2012 at 9:30 AM
You are really somethin' What an imagination!
Williams Avatar
June 13, 2012 at 7:35 AM
Jack congrats on your win..David
Brown Avatar
June 12, 2012 at 7:40 AM
Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s "#2 Another Crazy & Fun Limerick" contest Jack. Love, Carol
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
June 12, 2012 at 2:39 AM
Big Congrats Jack liked it the first time xx
Dietrich Avatar
June 11, 2012 at 9:53 PM
Jack, it's so funny to me. This one I would put at the very top instead of the very bottom. Oh well, congrats, my friend. (it's perfect in every way)
Taylor Avatar
June 11, 2012 at 7:12 PM
Congrats, Jack. Excellent. Nice going. Ralph
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June 11, 2012 at 12:45 PM
JACK, , CONGRATS WITH YOUR AWESOME LIMERICK,,, XOX~PD
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June 7, 2012 at 10:05 PM
Hi, Jack,,, lol... thanks for the early laugh...xox~pd
Dietrich Avatar
June 7, 2012 at 9:14 PM
gosh, jack, this is FUNNY. wish you had entered this one in my contest!!! It's sure to do very well in PD's.
Sivey Avatar
June 7, 2012 at 1:28 PM
This is quite the hilarious write my friend! I really enjoy the creativity of your write! I would hate to sit on a toilet that had glue all of over it, having me stuck there...no thank you! I really had a good laugh with this one Jack! Great Work!!
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June 7, 2012 at 11:38 AM
Ewwwww -- I was not expecting That! Funny, funny Jack :D-- and thanks for passing by my limerick-- and no worries about not being able to write for my contest-- I also am the same way with other contests, not being able to write on time... enjoy your weekend :D
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
June 7, 2012 at 11:15 AM
you are nuts this is so funny well done x
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June 7, 2012 at 10:41 AM
LOL...I love limericks, and this one is a keeper. It paints quite a picture. Well done, and I'm going to hide any glue I find...LOL...Linda
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