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Lady of Looe

There was an old lady of Looe, who painted a toilet in glue, and it drove her insane as she stuck to the drain, inhaling the smell of her poo. For PD's contest (old poem)

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Dinda Minardi

Date: 11/26/2013 6:36:00 AM

hahahaaa.. thi is really funny and fun to read. congrats Jack :)

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 11/25/2013 11:48:00 PM

Jack, , Congratulations :-) for your nice win.... Thank you for considering my contest. Good Night ~ Linda ~

Skat A

Date: 7/18/2013 10:45:00 PM

Jack, LOL, thanks for the smile... congrats! love ~SKAT~

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/14/2013 5:41:00 PM

congratulations in the contest.... mighty funny... love LINDA

Karen Anglesey

Date: 7/14/2013 11:41:00 AM

That's what happens when you paint a toilet with glue ? eeewwww. Very clever subject and punchline... Congratulations on your win :)

Carol Eastman

Date: 7/14/2013 11:15:00 AM

Congrats on the win... You might like my 'Along Came a Spider'... We seem to have some what like minds... LOL

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/13/2013 11:51:00 PM

hahaha. loving this one AGAIN. BIG congrats to one of the cleverest funny guys at Soup!

Carrie Richards

Date: 7/13/2013 9:02:00 PM

I'm glad you didn't flush this one down.......!! Congratulations!!

Terry O'Leary

Date: 7/12/2012 3:20:00 PM

Very, very funny...Terry

Kathryn Collins

Date: 6/17/2012 9:30:00 AM

You are really somethin' What an imagination!

David Williams

Date: 6/13/2012 7:35:00 AM

Jack congrats on your win..David

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 6/12/2012 7:40:00 AM

Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s "#2 Another Crazy & Fun Limerick" contest Jack. Love, Carol

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 6/12/2012 2:39:00 AM

Big Congrats Jack liked it the first time xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/11/2012 9:53:00 PM

Jack, it's so funny to me. This one I would put at the very top instead of the very bottom. Oh well, congrats, my friend. (it's perfect in every way)

Ralph Taylor

Date: 6/11/2012 7:12:00 PM

Congrats, Jack. Excellent. Nice going. Ralph

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 6/11/2012 12:45:00 PM

JACK, , CONGRATS WITH YOUR AWESOME LIMERICK,,, XOX~PD

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 6/7/2012 10:05:00 PM

Hi, Jack,,, lol... thanks for the early laugh...xox~pd

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/7/2012 9:14:00 PM

gosh, jack, this is FUNNY. wish you had entered this one in my contest!!! It's sure to do very well in PD's.

Russell Sivey

Date: 6/7/2012 1:28:00 PM

This is quite the hilarious write my friend! I really enjoy the creativity of your write! I would hate to sit on a toilet that had glue all of over it, having me stuck there...no thank you! I really had a good laugh with this one Jack! Great Work!!

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 6/7/2012 11:38:00 AM

Ewwwww -- I was not expecting That! Funny, funny Jack :D-- and thanks for passing by my limerick-- and no worries about not being able to write for my contest-- I also am the same way with other contests, not being able to write on time... enjoy your weekend :D

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 6/7/2012 11:15:00 AM

you are nuts this is so funny well done x

Linda Rutherford

Date: 6/7/2012 10:41:00 AM

LOL...I love limericks, and this one is a keeper. It paints quite a picture. Well done, and I'm going to hide any glue I find...LOL...Linda