Lady of Looe

There was an old lady of Looe,
who painted a toilet in glue,
and it drove her insane
as she stuck to the drain,
inhaling the smell of her poo.

For PD's contest (old poem)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012


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Date: 11/26/2013 6:36:00 AM
hahahaaa.. thi is really funny and fun to read. congrats Jack :)
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Date: 11/25/2013 11:48:00 PM
Jack, , Congratulations :-) for your nice win.... Thank you for considering my contest. Good Night ~ Linda ~
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Date: 7/18/2013 10:45:00 PM
Jack, LOL, thanks for the smile... congrats! love ~SKAT~
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Date: 7/14/2013 5:41:00 PM
congratulations in the contest.... mighty funny... love LINDA
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Date: 7/14/2013 11:41:00 AM
That's what happens when you paint a toilet with glue ? eeewwww. Very clever subject and punchline... Congratulations on your win :)
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Date: 7/14/2013 11:15:00 AM
Congrats on the win... You might like my 'Along Came a Spider'... We seem to have some what like minds... LOL
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Date: 7/13/2013 11:51:00 PM
hahaha. loving this one AGAIN. BIG congrats to one of the cleverest funny guys at Soup!
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Date: 7/13/2013 9:02:00 PM
I'm glad you didn't flush this one down.......!! Congratulations!!
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Date: 7/12/2012 3:20:00 PM
Very, very funny...Terry
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Date: 6/17/2012 9:30:00 AM
You are really somethin' What an imagination!
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Date: 6/13/2012 7:35:00 AM
Jack congrats on your win..David
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Date: 6/12/2012 7:40:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s "#2 Another Crazy & Fun Limerick" contest Jack. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/12/2012 2:39:00 AM
Big Congrats Jack liked it the first time xx
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Date: 6/11/2012 9:53:00 PM
Jack, it's so funny to me. This one I would put at the very top instead of the very bottom. Oh well, congrats, my friend. (it's perfect in every way)
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Date: 6/11/2012 7:12:00 PM
Congrats, Jack. Excellent. Nice going. Ralph
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Date: 6/11/2012 12:45:00 PM
JACK, , CONGRATS WITH YOUR AWESOME LIMERICK,,, XOX~PD
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Date: 6/7/2012 10:05:00 PM
Hi, Jack,,, lol... thanks for the early laugh...xox~pd
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Date: 6/7/2012 9:14:00 PM
gosh, jack, this is FUNNY. wish you had entered this one in my contest!!! It's sure to do very well in PD's.
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Date: 6/7/2012 1:28:00 PM
This is quite the hilarious write my friend! I really enjoy the creativity of your write! I would hate to sit on a toilet that had glue all of over it, having me stuck there...no thank you! I really had a good laugh with this one Jack! Great Work!!
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Date: 6/7/2012 11:38:00 AM
Ewwwww -- I was not expecting That! Funny, funny Jack :D-- and thanks for passing by my limerick-- and no worries about not being able to write for my contest-- I also am the same way with other contests, not being able to write on time... enjoy your weekend :D
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Date: 6/7/2012 11:15:00 AM
you are nuts this is so funny well done x
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Date: 6/7/2012 10:41:00 AM
LOL...I love limericks, and this one is a keeper. It paints quite a picture. Well done, and I'm going to hide any glue I find...LOL...Linda
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