Hilo Poet | + Follow Poet |
Rhyme | + Fav Poem | Comment | Email | Print |

Lady In Red

Listen to poem:

*Image of Girl About Red by Pixabay.

Lady In Red

When I let one loose in the elevator ...
three men decided it was best they parted
as each of them began to size each other
none of them knew who had really farted.

I thought it would be best for it to be said
"*Messieurs, when the doors open the smell will pass ..."
at that, doors opened and the lady in red
went on to say, "... excuse **moi for passing gas."

*Messieurs; French for Gentlemen/Sirs
**moi; French for me

2021 August 01
*1st Place*
When I Let One Loose In The Elevator
~~charles messina: Judged 2021 August 09
*3rd Place*
Your Favorite Rhyme Poem in August 2021
~~Constance La France: Judged 2021 September 02

Copyright © Hilo Poet | Year Posted 2021

Please Login to post a comment

Constance La France Date: 9/2/2021 4:06:00 PM William, wonderful and congratulations on your win in my contest ~ peace and tranquility _ Constance Login to Reply Hilo Poet Date: 9/5/2021 6:31:00 PM Thanks, Constance, I appreciate the opportunities as always my friend, Aloha!

Paula Goldsmith Date: 8/11/2021 10:37:00 AM Congratulations on your win. What a fun story/write. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that. Have a blessed day with your win............... Login to Reply Hilo Poet Date: 8/11/2021 11:12:00 AM A wondrous word of thanks, Paula, as storms far away from my island heading north, gives us a hiccup at times, Aloha!

Delice Arleen Skelly Date: 8/9/2021 10:22:00 PM Dear William, Having an early morning smile reading about smells in the elevator. Well done and congratulations...Delice Login to Reply Hilo Poet Date: 8/9/2021 10:37:00 PM Pardon the pungent morn as not much need for elevators in our dinky town, the tallest things is our coconut trees, I appreciate your attributes, Delice my friend, Aloha!

Terry Flood Date: 8/9/2021 3:46:00 PM Thanks a bunch, William. I’ll never see beautiful women in the same light again. I never realised that when they fluttered their eyelashes at me they were merely wafting away accumulated discharge. Fun poem though. Congrats on your win ;-) Terry Login to Reply Hilo Poet Date: 8/9/2021 4:29:00 PM Terry, "Whenever in red, their means is to tread, and wake-up the dead, exclusively shred, hearts after they're wed." Her words said, was a pick-up line for the shallowest of men, albeit, you have my thanks, Aloha!

Jan Allison Date: 8/9/2021 3:01:00 PM thanks for the smiles William, many congratulations on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Hilo Poet Date: 8/9/2021 3:23:00 PM Smiles be yours, Jan, albeit, knee-slappers be mines as me hats-off to your hilarious win my friend, Aloha!

Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/9/2021 2:40:00 PM Brave of the lady in red to confess… Really good William, had me in stitches. Congratulations on your win… Belle Login to Reply Hilo Poet Date: 8/9/2021 3:10:00 PM Thanks as she was a lady to the end -- so to speak -- as was yours, 'lift' sounds UKish, albeit, granted me more than smile ... my compliments, Belle (love your name), Aloha!

Rama Balasubramanian Date: 8/9/2021 11:35:00 AM Congratulations Login to Reply Hilo Poet Date: 8/9/2021 11:44:00 AM Blessings, Rama, Aloha!

Brian Sambourne Date: 8/9/2021 9:12:00 AM Delightfully funny! Loved it. Cheers, Brian Login to Reply Hilo Poet Date: 8/9/2021 11:23:00 AM I'm grateful, Brian, 'twas just a sleight of hands my friend, Aloha!

Indiana Shaw Date: 8/9/2021 7:39:00 AM No one likes to blame it on the lady, butt, in this time of equal rights anything goes, thanks for the laugh . . . ; ) Login to Reply Hilo Poet Date: 8/9/2021 11:36:00 AM Funny business afoot, Indiana, or slightly higher than, anywho, I'm appreciative of your sharing my friend, Aloha!

Kim Rodrigues Date: 8/9/2021 7:34:00 AM So genteel! Congratulations! Login to Reply Hilo Poet Date: 8/9/2021 11:12:00 AM Your femininity helped, Kim, thanks for the privilege my friend, Aloha!

Charles Messina Date: 8/9/2021 6:31:00 AM Aloha William, loved this humorous write. I read this a few times and laughed each time I read it :) Congratulations on your top win! All the best...Charlie Login to Reply Hilo Poet Date: 8/9/2021 11:42:00 AM Charlie, my exceptional friend, your challenges are admirable, though at times I miss the mark, c'est la vie mon ami, THANKS, Aloha!