Krazy Karma

Hey Richard, you
want to bring on the crazy?
You want to know
the craziest thing that
ever was done to anyone!

You want to know
the craziest thing
that happened to me?
Seriously? Nah, you
don't wanna know, 
Do you? Really?
For crying out loud, why?!
With all the crazy
people running around
in this world,
You wanna know
what happened to ME?
You want me to confess
how I lost my wits?
How I once let
my guards down,
And got caught
in the down draft?
And got mired in a life
of mundane meandering?
And bludgeoned to my knees?
You want me to say all that
in front of everybody?
No, I don't think so!
Wait a minute!
You aRe Serious!
OK! OK!! Don't lose
your marbles, Man!
This is really THE
craziest idea of all!
Let me get this straight:
You want me to tell here
the craziest thing that
ever was done unto me?
Right?
Nah ... All right, OK!
But, it's only between
You and Me ................
.................................
I GOT MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Oyewole Avatar
May 9, 2013 at 10:36 AM
Congrats on your win~A.O
Lamoureux Avatar
May 6, 2013 at 8:29 PM
Abdul!ngreat to see your name on the winners list. As I read this one again I think I should have placed it higher on the list. Great job!
A   Avatar
May 6, 2013 at 8:25 PM
I love the way you brought on the Crazy. Abdul, Congratulations!!! :-) .....xox..... LINDA
A  Avatar
May 6, 2013 at 7:56 PM
Abdul, CONGRATS <3 LUV ~*~SKAT
Richards Avatar
April 19, 2013 at 7:35 PM
Perfect!!!!!!!! that ending was enough to put this waaaaaayyyy up at the top of the list!!! So funny!!
Mandani Avatar
April 19, 2013 at 8:21 PM
I am glad you took it in the right spirit, the way I meant it. Phew!!!!!!
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