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We were parallel walking she asked if I found [famous person] attractive I sucked a thoughtful tooth (as if) and said I'm not one to fawn over minor celebrities she said fawn I said yes fawn But if [famous person] was here now I'd attach myself to her legs and let her drag me through the mud like an I don't know what the metaphor failed me. She said Like a dangleberry. I don't know what you mean, and obv. which is short for obviously as an alpha male I am not one to submit to be dragged away anyway and yet in this instance [famous person] would have to beat me off, stop it, that's enough now I mean her magnificent legs which in this unlikely scenario I have attached myself to remember Honestly, I wish I'd never started this she said me too and that was that for the rest of our walk