Know Your Rights

Outside the pearly gates a billionaire is refused entry by St Peter Why am I not allowed in You already had a lifetime of heaven whilst others lived in hell Yes I did have a fantastic heavenly life what difference does that make Just how many times can you be in heaven Only once it’s a permanent state of bliss So what’s the problem Hmm I see your point, ok go ahead it’s all discretionary anyway Penthouse suite do is it overlooked Next! Poor wretch behind was listening St Peter says so you’ve had a life of hell Actually no wasn’t quite as bad as hell! By David Kavanagh