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Knight in Lying Amore

James Dean Bob Marley, a Valentines Hunter on a Harley, ties his horse hog down, enters the house saloon of get "lucky" town, Offers imbibe after imbibe as suggestinal ingestinal bribe, but forget about her tolerance, she fell asleep on the couch, out cold as if she'd died. So romeo with advance he missed his chance, ouch! And he with a wine on his hands and ****happens-stance, said goodbye to his smooth plans, said goodbye to romance. Was also left with his....in his hands.

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Date: 1/22/2024 1:40:00 PM
Helpfully 'mused. Thank you, Silent One.
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Date: 1/22/2024 12:59:00 PM
You did these very well.. Limericks are an Irish form of poetry, I believe... Nice to see your funny side..
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Date: 1/21/2024 11:21:00 PM
What a creative write about this valentine hunter on a harley looking for a hair cut to look all good for the night haha. But oblivious to the fact that some need sleep and get tired waiting. Sad ending for him , alone all by himself with a bottle of wine. Haha. But he should have been prepared way before: to be honest i dont celebrate valentines day, and i find it sad when some are obligated to do so. I love your take! And title too is perfect! This is a fave for me!
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Jude Herrick
Date: 1/22/2024 10:10:00 AM
Thank you, Ink Empress. Whomever thought of the premise is talented adept at bringing out peculiarity and swank. Haha
Date: 1/21/2024 3:34:00 PM
Sorry. Just want to put that out there in advance. These Limericks just got me in too good of a mood. Compulsery.
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