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Kisses Or Booze?

There was a venerable little lady by the name of Carrie Nation, Who crossed the country wielding an axe creating consternation! Her mission was to ban demon rum from sea to shining sea, By busting bottles, barrels and kegs on her daring and righteous spree! Her disciples, no raving beauts chanted: "Lips that touch liquor shall not touch ours!" Eliciting a reponse from the guys: "Boys! Bring on the beer and whiskey sours!" Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (© All Rights Reserved)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 6/7/2010 1:14:00 PM
Oh MY Bob this is a real kicker.. and so creative too.. always enjoy your humor and rhyme and two for the price of one today.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"
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Date: 6/7/2010 8:03:00 AM
HOW CREATIVE AND SUCH A FUN READ, ENJOYED -IRMA
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Date: 6/6/2010 6:10:00 PM
Chuckle...Sara
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Date: 6/6/2010 5:46:00 PM
google the word hon Lysistrata (no tickie no washie :)
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Date: 6/6/2010 4:59:00 PM
LOL visions of Lysistrata ..Light & Love
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Date: 6/6/2010 4:32:00 PM
I think the boys made the right choice. Best rgds to you guys. Ralph/Una
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Date: 6/5/2010 10:42:00 PM
From the looks of the ladies in Carrie Nation's photo, I'd be joining the boys and toasting to living without them. Very funny poem, Bob!! Love you, Carolyn
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