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Kiss the Turkey

Let us sit at the table and enjoy a big feast for I have baked the apple pie without yeast I sang to the turkey and now he feels fine so go ahead, uncork a bottle of ruddling wine Give thanks with a grateful heart then eat with gratitude & thankfulness, its all meat except for the mash potatoes and the cranberry its all pagan, this poor bird wil never drink sherry If you see a bee in my season bonnet its because I happen to love turkeys, with a whole lot of fuzz I will not shine for you for sadly here he roosts on a silver platter as we celebrate and boost If you feel a little sluggish after the big fat meal think of the pride that you plucked from his steel once upon a time that old bird was a clucking now he just sits and doesn't know a single thing I'm not laying the guilt trip but all I say is this , the least you can do is give him a big kiss So on Thanksgiving don't bow your head in vain if you don't give thanks, then thats a crying shame !

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Date: 10/9/2019 10:33:00 PM
G'day Pixie … it seems strange. It appears repugnant to kiss the turkey but it will be gobbled down without hesitation. I may have eaten turkey, but I'm not really sure. Thanks for your verse of humour Pixie - Lindsay
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Date: 10/9/2019 6:03:00 PM
Kiss a turkey? You would need to close your eyes and, if you did, how would you know what you kissed? Aloha! Rico
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Date: 10/9/2019 2:03:00 PM
Hello Pixie Dust, Our Thanksgiving Day is Monday in Canada. Will I give thanks? Oh yesI will. Because i have something to be thankful for. Have a nice day my friend.
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Date: 10/9/2019 6:54:00 AM
Delightful poem, Pixie.
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