Kinetic Feast

the kinetic energy that is required 
to lift 2 tons over your head is quite astounding
so when it happened the other night,
let's just say that i was more than a little suprised
unforntunately
there wasn't anyone else around
to witness my herculean feat
well, at least not anyone
i would say that could possibly comprehend
the gravity of the matter
so, afterwards
i simply went home and ate half a chicken
and a entire pumpkin pie
(plus tub 'o cool whip)
the kinetic energy required to digest 
such a henry VIII meal
made me quite sleepy and content
so upon taking a prescribed mental note
of the day
i traveled via dream dimension
to the house of my beloved
who is searingly ethereal 
as well as scorchingly delicious...
and from this,
new forms of kinetic energy
yearn for heavy fruition
as her lovely, writhing body
comes to mind
Copyright © | Year Posted 2007

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