Keeping Pill Junkie Happy

Pill junkie was born in the closet in May He popped out yelling “Hi neighbor” the very first day. We did not know how to respond or what to say. What do you eat? I asked him, socializing away. I eat up all the pills you were throwing away. This was easy cooking for me, so I said, “please stay”. He has consumed all the old pills of Jeff, Johnny and Jay. He tells me he loves naps in the closet, sleeping away. We wonder what will happen next Saturday. By then pill junkie might not have any reason to say. Because he is now devouring the pills of sweet Grandma May. But if we cannot find any more pills, will he have a reason to stay?