This is an Ode about Holland. Rotterdam is the 2nd largest port in the world; Dutch brewery-Heineken is the 3rd largest beer brewer in the world with over 140 breweries in over 70 countries. It is the 2nd most committed foreign aid among the leading 18 Nations according to UNICEF and has been making cheese since 400 A.D to not only be the best globally but also the largest exporter (line 1). Australia and New Zealand were first discovered by the Dutch (line 2). Eindhoven is also known as the “city of Light” because the electronics giant Philips started there with products like light bulbs and also 75% of the world’s flower bulb production comes from Netherlands (line 3). It is the bicycle capital of the world with more bicycles than people (line 4) and the historic windmill capital of the world (line 5). “Netherlands” mean “Low Country” in Dutch (line 6). “Wilhelmus” is the oldest National Anthem in the world (line 7); has the lowest incidence of lactose intolerance (line 9). The Dutch are the tallest in the world with an average of 184cm for men and 170cm for women (line 10). Finally, English is a popular second language in Holland (lines 14 & 15)