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Jump To Recipe

Not so very long ago
When I wanted to bake
I would go to my cookbooks
For a recipe to make

Tattered and stained they were
History literally splattered on
Notes written like ‘doubles well’ 
Or ‘sponge cake by Yvonne’

….sometimes even a photo…..

Today for recipes I scroll the net
Searching methodically
For the only tab I want to find
Labelled ‘Jump to Recipe’

Now, I don’t know about you
But I don’t want to be besieged
By pages and pages of text
Cut and pasted for me to read

I know it’s to maximise SEOs
And other such kinds of device
But for God’s sake, get to the point
When ingredients and method suffice

I don’t want to know the origin
Of different pasta shapes
Or how cinnamon got its name
Or rare varieties of grapes

I have no objection at all
To a small communique 
But screeds of text turn me off 
So I’ve ordered a takeaway

Copyright © | Year Posted 2023




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Date: 3/26/2023 11:08:00 PM
this is "fun" really reading this poem, i often do the same, indeed, but i cook well say my friends have a nice day, thanks yann
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Julie Draper
Date: 3/27/2023 12:21:00 AM
Thanks Yann :) I'm pleased you liked it - thanks for commenting :)
Date: 3/26/2023 4:50:00 PM
You always tickle my funny bone, Julie. Thank you:)
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Julie Draper
Date: 3/26/2023 9:07:00 PM
I'm glad you enjoyed it Daniel :) Thanks for commenting :)

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