Judging Myself Is Great

I am the judge, one to seriously see,
The one to bribe with Long Island Tea,
The one to accept the bribe money too.
I am the judge of this contest anew.

I will come in first. I will take the gold.
Revel in compliments, from people of old.
Judging myself now, my avid follower, Mary Lou.
Do we agree my poem rates three on a scale of two?

Written:  3-06-2019
Contest: You Be The Judge
Sponsor: Bobby May
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Cunningham Avatar
March 7, 2019 at 12:24 PM
Haha what sort of money are we talking here lol
Krutsinger Avatar
March 7, 2019 at 11:33 PM
I have $7.83 I am willing to wager.
Bangalee Avatar
March 6, 2019 at 11:24 PM
finest writings on introspections /// love it
Krutsinger Avatar
March 7, 2019 at 5:27 AM
Thank you Mahtab. I thought it was for contest, but then saw contest was free verse and it was not. Liked it too much to tear apart or discard.
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