Joyce Said

She took a long look at me said "My legs were tight like yours Now they're wobbly, gross fat" never knew a 75 year old thought about that... But thats what Joyce said. When a car whizzed by a sign marked 35 As it passed she yelled out 'Smart ass!' and said "You'd better drive faster If you wanna catch her!" In regards to her second husband when he proposed "I've never bedded a fat man before but here goes..." and he couldn't help but love her cuz no one says it like Joyce said. When she was walking behind me she said " I can tell you're hungry" asked her how, she said "Your butt told me". One night before I went off to my bed she said... "You may know thousands of people but you should count your friends on your hands..." I can. I love her cuz that's what Joyce said.