Jingle Bells
Jingle bells jingle bells
Santa's turning gay.
Rudolph isn't happy
for he has to pull the sleigh.
In fact he's really worried
and he's made it very clear.
What he wants is some protection
to protect his derryair.
He's now seeking legal advice
hoping to find a clause.
For he doesn't want to be rear ended
by a randy old Santa Claus.
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