Jimmy the Tube

JIMMY THE TUBE Here's the story of Jimmy the Tube who greased his mind with stupid lube. He watched TV day and night end result he wasn't bright. While watching ball one afternoon in through the door walk three big goons, New World Order nazi guys looking for some exercise. They took their sticks went thump, thump, thump and Jimmy's head grew bump, bump, bumps. They threatened him with FEMA camps and electric shocks of mega amps. And as they turned him black and blue they teased "How else can we help you?" Jimmy groaned and begged them for a rundown of the football scores. They then kicked Jimmy in the spleen just as his girl walked on the scene. She cried in horror and alarm "Don't you know the game is on?" The goons then quickly left the mess notified of a wrong adress. They left Jimmy broke and numb and the color of a plumb. Now the moral here is know the score before the goons kick down your door. Turn off the tube and get alert for the New World Order hurt. Jimmy healed but died of spam that he swallowed with the can. They buried Jimmy extra deep in case his brain sprang a leak. On his tombstone letters told in a warning big and bold... On this planet evil lurks and watching TV makes you jerks.