Jesus Visited Me
Jesus came and he visited me
He wanted to see my Christmas tree
But it was only Spring
The doorbell didn't ring
Though I did give him a smile with glee
He had jiggled the door handle
'told him he'd have to remove his sandles
He walked in the room
Where I hastily broomed
I offered him tea as a gamble
This limerick makes no gosh-darn sense
Did Jesus come for me to pay rent
I found my fake green tree
Then hurried off to pee
What message did the blessed lord sent
Copyright © Robert James Liguori | Year Posted 2022
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