Jesus Visited Me

Jesus came and he visited me He wanted to see my Christmas tree But it was only Spring The doorbell didn't ring Though I did give him a smile with glee He had jiggled the door handle 'told him he'd have to remove his sandles He walked in the room Where I hastily broomed I offered him tea as a gamble This limerick makes no gosh-darn sense Did Jesus come for me to pay rent I found my fake green tree Then hurried off to pee What message did the blessed lord sent