Jealous of Chickens

Chickens have beaks. For pecking Their enemies and other unfortunate barnyard chickens If they are dumb enough to get blood on them. We will gang up and peck them to death, Like people do, with rumours and stuff. Chickens have scrawny un-tasty legs. That is the downfall in being one, but there are Other upsides, and I shall name my favorite one now. Chickens can run around the barnyard for awhile After their heads are chopped off. Not clucking of course, but Making those murdering humans laugh, Which tends to terrorize the other chickens. I am jealous of this.