Jaws For Pet Contest

No one knows the joy you bring They wish you weren’t around The neighbor’s cat was just a “thing” That moved and made a sound It’s clear to see, you meant no harm You thought it liked to play To suggest, your transfer, to a farm Well that was harsh to say And, sure, you like to ride along No matter where I go Others seem to think I’m wrong But, what do others know I always say, “Haters, hate” And you should just do you It clearly was that bunny’s fate To be your rabbit stew As for daddy’s dinner plate He left it unattended You left the peas, but ate the steak He ought not be offended Now, had you ate, the peas instead He’d have a valid fight But you helped inflate his manly head You felt, he grilled, just right I feel that some just won’t agree No matter, your perfection Crying blind, but surly see Yours and my affection Jealousy’s a deadly sin But seems to be the cause For the ruckus over man’s best friend Who’s known round town, as “Jaws”. Rhyme about your favorite pet contest About my dog, River 10/4/19