James Take Off My Dress

James take off my dress

Lady Brooks summoned her butler to her bedroom,
James arrived, she said “You know why you are here I assume.
Take off my dress and do it with care,
It cost a lot of money so do not tear.
Take off my bra and stockings too,
James diligently did what he was told to do.
Take off my knickers, I know you have done that before.
If I catch you wearing my clothes again I will personally kick you out of the front door”

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The right direction

The quiet calm respectable lady walked into the chemists,
Said “I wish to buy some cyanide, only the strongest I insist.
The chemist replied” Why do you want to buy cyanide,
Anyway without a prescription your request is denied”
Tell me why you this poison you need,
Maybe I can an alternative advise if you will heed”
The lady said” I want to kill my husband stone dead,
I caught him in another woman’s bed”
She produced a picture of her husband in bed with the chemist’s wife,
They both seemed to be having the time of their life.
The chemist said “Now you have pointed me in the right direction,
You have produced the all important prescription.”



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He did not know.

Two men sat in the pub having a chat,
About a little of this, a little of that.
One said to the other” I had sex with my wife
before were wed, did you?”
The other man replied” Tell me her maiden name, other wise I haven’t a clue.”

Copyright © Terry Godwin | Year Posted 2018

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