Jailbreak Courtesy of Soup Creek

The sheriff of Soup Creek has returned from Soup City once more,
after a run in with the judge, some bars and a concrete floor.
We cannot defend Mayor Tom they say it’s against the law,
maybe it’s time for something different, and switch to south paw.

Jenna and I received ten days in jail for contempt of court,
some sensitivity training and a scathing report.
The judge gave me one more chance to turn my nose brown,
or he will take away my badge and run me straight out of town.

We were locked up in jail without a proper investigation,
as for the actual lawbreaker, he just ripped up her citation.
Our saloon owner Jenna is still stuck there in that misguided jail.
They will not release her, and they refuse to grant her bail.

We need some volunteers to help us break her out,
she has not been treated fairly, of this there is no doubt.
They want us to be submissive and turn the other cheek,
but we need to form a posse and bring her back to Soup Creek.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Thomas Avatar
January 6, 2023 at 4:38 PM
Seems the jail break worked Mark. I am very glad you are both back ~FJ
Koplin Avatar
January 7, 2023 at 5:40 AM
Indeed it did! Thanks FJ!
Lawless Avatar
December 31, 2022 at 1:21 PM
Sign me up. I've read a lot of Jenna's posts and never found anything of such a dissonant nature as to merit being censured.
Cunningham Avatar
December 31, 2022 at 3:50 PM
What happened John was an individual on this site (can't mention names) wrote derogatory comments on one of my poems and Mark and Jenna called her out but got banned for doing so. It's totally out of order, no explanation as to why, they were polite and assertive in their comments. It sucks big time. Tom
Kitchin Avatar
December 31, 2022 at 4:17 AM
Sheriff Koplin, a great poem, we need the Calvary sent out to change the injustice going on and free our innocent Jenna, well penned!
Koplin Avatar
December 31, 2022 at 5:54 AM
Thank you, Tania! Get your six shooters ready, the posse is forming.
Parker Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 10:48 PM
Must be a sad time for Miss Jenna, not bein' able to mourn her pal Milt proper on Soup and all. SHe needs a plea bargain. Mayor? Anybody? Anybody? A campaign flooding Soup Command perhaps? Peaceful means, of course, No January 6 doins!
Lane Avatar
December 31, 2022 at 6:42 AM
and blind eyes
Koplin Avatar
December 31, 2022 at 5:51 AM
There have been a lot of awesome poets here that have sent emails to admin in her defense. Unfortunately, they have fallen on deaf ears.
Cunningham Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 11:05 PM
Many of us have tried Arlo but we're just hitting a brick wall. Talk about injustice, She has not done anything wrong to warrant being banned.
Flood Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 4:01 PM
Heaven knows how, but I missed all the ‘action’ that led to this travesty. Have to say, I’ve been on this planet long enough to be barely surprised. Great write, Sheriff.
Koplin Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 4:07 PM
Saddle up partner! I heard they are sending some hired guns after me. Thanks Terry!!
Cunningham Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 2:25 PM
Just saw the picture on your home page, it's gold
Koplin Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 3:48 PM
Indeed I will!!
Lane Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 3:37 PM
:) good. I know you'll wear it proudly.
Koplin Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 3:24 PM
I got that bright white hat from Milt!
Lane Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 3:21 PM
The good guys always wear white hats.
Lane Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 1:34 PM
I have a horse, Sheriff. Sign me up and give me a badge!
Koplin Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 4:52 PM
Lol
Lane Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 4:36 PM
Ha Sheriff. She would but I got her permission to use it. She even hinted that I might take a butt shot at the dude who said she rides around town on a 3 wheeler, so he’d better not turn his back on me.
Koplin Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 3:33 PM
She’ll run you down on her three wheeler
Koplin Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 3:32 PM
You better be careful with that Winchester, I heard she doesn’t like anyone touching her stuff.
Koplin Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 3:31 PM
I was gonna suggest an extra rope for hangin em high but with my court ordered sensitivity training I’m not permitted.
Lane Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 2:23 PM
I'm taking Jenna's Winchester. I'm itching to pull that trigger on a mean scallywag or two.
Cunningham Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 2:21 PM
We'll need some too when we hang em high.
Koplin Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 2:08 PM
Don’t forget your ropes, we’ll need em all for those bars on the window!
Cunningham Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 2:05 PM
The posse is gaining momentum, they won't know what hit them when we unleash hell.
Kavanagh  Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 1:49 PM
Deputy Lin Lane, what a great name, hope you’re keeping well and enjoying the Christmas, cheers David
Kavanagh  Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 1:10 PM
(ah yes the tried and tested way ~ lock em up and take their voice away) I stumbled on a Monoku there, has Nth Korea invaded Mark, with the media blackout nobody seems to know what’s going on, submissive never! we stand our ground, in the western world, brilliant poem, cheers David
Koplin Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 2:09 PM
Good save there Tom!
Cunningham Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 2:08 PM
They've run out of soap so bring your own, errr I overheard someone telling someone in the saloon, yes that was it. Lol
Koplin Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 1:37 PM
FYI, the bordello has warmer water
Kavanagh  Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 1:31 PM
I’m in Sheriff, I’ll have a quick wash in the horse trough outside the bordello, I mean the boardroom and report for duty!
Koplin Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 1:19 PM
Lol, I think they might have! Thank you my friend, we ride at dawn!!
Cunningham Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 12:47 PM
I was lucky to get on the last stagecoach out of Soup City before them lowlife vigilantes moved in and arrested the wrong people and incarcerated them in that rat infested jail. Their corrupt regime will come to an end soon, I'm recruiting some mean looking but good men to storm the jailhouse, all good with a colt 45. Brilliant writing Sheriff, a big fave for me. Tom
Koplin Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 1:01 PM
I’m glad you got out of the place when you did. There was no need for them to present us with a fowl tongue. Thank you kindly Mayor Tom!
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