Jacob was Whisked Away by Aliens

Jacob was minding his orchard the other day When snickeroo snackeroo he was snatched away The apples said “Dang! Those aliens don’t play!” Whisked into a spaceship, taken beyond the Milky Way His faithful dog was the only one to tell the tale to his wife Kay She did not fully understand his hound, Old Yeller Gray But had the feeling Jacob was completely gone that day. A terrifying tale relayed to me by my horrible cousin Fay.