Jacob Got Run Over By a Reindeer

Jacob got run over by a reindeer Walking home from Bella's house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as vampires, But as for me and Edward, we believe. He woke up too late that morning In his home town of La Push, Then he headed over to Bella's Where Edward decided to kick his tush It was a not a tragic story It was meant for him to go Bella's better off without him Because his evil ways were far too low Jacob got run over by a reindeer Walking home from Bella's house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as vampires, But as for me and Edward, we believe. They were all opening presents No one noticed he was gone They thought the smell was rather pleasant Better than it was, since Breaking Dawn. Bella realized he was missing At the scene of the attack luckily the death was painless Because Edward would have made him tomorrow's snack Jacob got run over by a reindeer Walking home from Bella's house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as vampires, But as for me and Edward, we believe. Jacob got run over by a reindeer Walking home from Bella's house Christmas Eve. Luckily there are such things as vampires, Because if not we all would surely grieve