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Jack Not Charles

When someone calls me Charles, it makes me squirm and cringe Jack's the name I answer to, it's always made me grin Tired of explaining it for over eighty years Hence the reason for my constant tears Gonna engrave it with my Etch a Sketch all over my alluring skin>center>

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Date: 12/26/2017 8:25:00 AM
Jack dishing flack, stuck being called Chuck... You'll always be Pops to me :) Good morning my dear! xomo
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Date: 12/26/2017 8:29:00 AM
SWEET AS EVER, capitol Mo!!! POPS sending you day-after-Christmas love and hugs!!!
Date: 12/26/2017 8:14:00 AM
Funny, I woke up with that song, "Please Mr. Spaceman" in my head. Were you out cruising with them in the night? Tattooed on his head was a name//the one which brought him fame//after a ride//on the alien side.//Who said old Jack's getting tame? GOOD MORNING SIR CH, uh I MEAN JACKSON!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/26/2017 8:26:00 AM
Whoooaaaa! You held back JUST in time!!!! You avoided severe consequences!!! GOOD GOOD MORNING MORNING JOHN JOHN MY FRIEND FRIEND !!! !!!
Date: 12/26/2017 7:08:00 AM
Did those aliens experiment on ya?
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/26/2017 7:13:00 AM
They still are... it's a work in progress! No an easy study!!!
Date: 12/26/2017 6:29:00 AM
Forgot that poet's name 'whatitmecalled.' He's a bit chubby and going bald. Is it Jack or Charlie? Maybe it's Barbie! Now that he has plastic boobies installed!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/26/2017 6:52:00 AM
!!!!!! A HOOT! Your best yet!!! LOL
Date: 12/26/2017 6:21:00 AM
I was getting worried Jack thought you were hungover from last night or got abducted by aliens....
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/26/2017 6:51:00 AM
Have no fear, JACK is here!!! Good morning FRIEND!!! Damn aliens!!!

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