Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill Not on a whim but petty frill Jack led Jill to a corroded still Jill thought the vat was an abandoned grill Jack promised Jill a fresh thrill Jack cooked up a brew to blanch her chill Jack took a sip but Jill had her fill Jack pledging fealty on one knee did kneel Jill fearing that Jack was ill Threw him prone on a nearby anthill When the stings reached his hardened quill Jack jumped up and let out a squeal Jill dazed from her purse pulled a Viagra pill Through Jack's clamped lips it's contents did drill Now horny and burning, Jack rode Jill bareback down the hill