Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Not on a whim but petty frill
Jack led Jill to a corroded still
Jill thought the vat was an abandoned grill
Jack promised Jill a fresh thrill
Jack cooked up a brew to blanch her chill
Jack took a sip but Jill had her fill
Jack pledging fealty on one knee did kneel
Jill fearing that Jack was ill
Threw him prone on a nearby anthill
When the stings reached his hardened quill
Jack jumped up and let out a squeal
Jill dazed from her purse pulled a Viagra pill
Through Jack's clamped lips it's contents did drill
Now horny and burning, Jack rode Jill bareback down the hill
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Dietrich Avatar
March 11, 2011 at 10:46 PM
Oh, boy what a RIDE!!
Sweetheart Avatar
March 11, 2011 at 5:38 AM
Oh so funny Stephen.. a real treat to read .. great monorhyme too.. Jack and Jill will never be the same in my mind again from the little nursery rhyme read to my sons..hahahaha..thankx for a weekend laught luv..
Rams Avatar
March 10, 2011 at 4:35 PM
it looks like that viagra pill gave them both an exciting thrill.
Arteaga Avatar
March 10, 2011 at 10:08 AM
lol! n yeah i did when i read it! funny rhyme guy much enjouyed reading XD
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