Iz James Illiterate

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   Type these questions(vide infra, exactly...you'll be entertained) on Google(no dictionary.com) simply type in on Google's 'search bar' mine fellows...why for instance; try looking up Senryu or Monoku, y'all will not find them on Dictionary.com., along with many other words. Thesaurus.com is overwhelming though, it even has words that Dictionary.com has not.

  1) whut wuz julez vern'z best write

   2) iz Chineze a race or nationality

   3) whut action hero had nervz uv steel

   4) how many werdz are in a haiku

                Google will answer these questions

Next to words in the dictionary, they show the phonetic pronunciations.
                    Rest assured, i eets my oatmeal with the fork  ;)
Also, i do not walk earth, speaking words as "mine, yourn, ourn, theirn, 
eyne". Unlike Author Wordsworth, I'll never insult an author's poetic diction!
My "poetic diction" is, the sound 'ine'...it does funny things to my cerebrum. ;)
I use this technique with many words, as y'all learn me; realization of these trues, will, i'm certain amuse y'all. I plead the 5th, I mean, artistic license *)
     
      hern-ourn-theirn-eyne....All in the dictionary
                 I think y'all trust me now
                         ;)    p.s...apologeeez for the frenetic
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Situation Avatar
October 26, 2023 at 7:29 PM
I come from where misspelled words are misspelled and can't brag about spelling at all. But it was nice to look and play the game of reading.
Peranteau Avatar
October 27, 2023 at 9:51 PM
t'iz all about that muse :}
Goff Avatar
October 17, 2023 at 7:18 AM
The song in your heart that appears in ink here is a link to your soul James....I have enjoyed immensely your "true heart" in poetry all these years! Thanks!
Peranteau Avatar
November 14, 2023 at 7:05 AM
you're very kind James sir ;) ty
Dietrich Avatar
October 16, 2023 at 10:46 AM
hahaha. I sure have hoped you only write that way in your poetry!
Peranteau Avatar
November 14, 2023 at 7:07 AM
now u know vooman *)
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