It's Soooo Cold
It's so cold
that hell has frosted lava lakes.
It's a "no drop" zone
for parachuting snowflakes.
It's so freezing
the screen door is squeakin'
Slurpees are made
when the doggy is leakin'
It's so cold
shivers scramble eggs.
I found the yeti
when lookin' at my legs.
It's so frosty
Jack is out decorating
windshield art
that's late for work frustrating.
It's so cold
the north pole is the tropics,
and camping tents
are made from igloo bricks.
It's so chilly
that even my rhymes are cool.
But gawk too much,
you'll end up with icicle drool.
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