It's Rarely Sunny In Philadelphia

Being a Philadelphia sports fan 
 is like being a Hawaiian who likes icicles... what's the point

I barely remember the two years the Flyers won in the seventies
Now the Sixers in 83 that was amazing, but since then...nothing
When I was fifteen I seen the Phillies win it all back in 1980
The next time they won it all I had a son who was fifteen, 28 long years
Oh, and the Eagles, they never won at all, but they're the "gold standard of the league"

In desperation I once rooted for a horse named Smarty Jones to win the Triple Crown
He was from Philly 
You guessed it, He lost at the wire as my son and I watched in the rain 
 on the Parkway right near the Rocky statue
In fact, Rocky is this towns biggest sports hero, shame he's imaginary. 

But as of late I have been cheering my mighty Sixer's 
Just honoring the guy who made famous the 'who needs practice' quote
They have now lost 21 in a row, a team record
Now our sights are set on the league record at 26 loses in a row
I may take off from work that day
Maybe take a lunch and go downtown and eat with Rocky
Hopefully it isn't raining
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014


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