James Peranteau Poet Free verse

it's not like that Dude

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                             it's like this
                        yuh nevuh cut in
                twixt uh man and woman
                     you know not 'bout

                        yuh evuh hear'd 
                   "oh he'z just uh big ol'
                             teddy bear"

                                  yeah
                                    no
                    they were talk'n 'bout
                            my neighbor
                 i'm thuh one they gottuh
                                shackle 
                       when mine think 
                        'comez twixted

    
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*Thuh poetess and I go back uhlong way Dude...if she becomez offended
  and asks you to champion her; we can step, only 'cauze ewe dude insult'd me
  in public here on this awesome forum...you may have destroyed uh perfectly 
  awesome mistletoe kiss twixt two friendz uv almost 20yearz... hm sad
  anywho, I learn'd how to drop think from intruderz...it ain't gonna mame or kill 
  me, but your intentional insult hurt my ego Dude... whut; you ain't got one...
  Dude, I happen to like being sweet tuh thuh feminine...let's not have this meet 
  again...and if'n yuh ain't got an apology for me...sit inthuh back row with Tom....
  he'z been back there......way back there for uhbunchuh yearz....lol...much love  ")

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