It's Just a Job

I'm nobody Just a guy with a job But I take it seriously ... very Security clearance, eye scans, palm prints, the whole nine The big shots? The head honchos and shoulder stars? They don't even know my name, or care to But they count on me, you see ... Depend on me like the sun and NATO rounds "IT Specialist" is the job description Can't tell you how many laughs I've squeezed out of THAT one I'm just a desk schlub - a screen, mouse, and keyboard are my tools Oh, that little mouse - the holy havoc hell she's raised! I call her "Suzie", ('cause she's choosy) She is one sexy beeyatch, let me tell you ... with an attitude One hexed flex of the index, and she rules the world Targets vaporized with efficiency and haste From here-to-Raqqa to Kingdom Come Problems, paranoias, terrorists, non-essential marks, collateral ... poof! With just the wag of Suzie's cute little tail She loves her job ... I mean, she takes real pleasure in it Me? I take it seriously, but just for the pay I don't take it home with me 'Cause I'm nobody ... Just a guy with a job.